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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Librarian Jokes - 2

Q: Why did the book join the police?
A: He wanted to go undercover!
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Q: What kind of berry wants a coloring book?
A: A crayon-berry.
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Q: What has a spine but, no bones?
A: A book.
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Q: Whose the biggest liar in school?
A: The Lie-brarian.
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Q: What did the librarian say to the astronaut?
A: Find space for a book.
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Q: What do dogs and story tellers have in common?
A: They both have tails!
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Q: What is it called when someone gets suffocated by a book?
A: Literally murder!
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