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Jai Ganesh

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A Few More Sports Jokes - 5

Q: What's tennis players favourite city?
A: Volley wood! 
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Q: How does a physicist exercise?
A: By pumping ion!
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Q: What is a runner's favourite subject in school?
A: Jog-raphy! 
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Q: Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
A: All of them, a crossbar can't jump!
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Q: Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?
A: They prefer cricket matches!
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Q: What stories are told by basketball players?
A: Tall stories!
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Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
A: Because he liked sole music!
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Q: What tea do hockey players drink?
A: Penaltea!
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