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Q: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch and dinner.
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Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
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Q: What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
A: Incorrectly.
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Q: What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
A: Your cellphone.
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Q: What goes up but never ever comes down?
A: Your age.
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Q: A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
A: She fell off the bottom rung.
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Q: What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
A: An envelope.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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