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Q: Thanks to me, you can see straight through the wall. What am I?
A: A window.
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Q: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
A: Neither. They both weigh exactly one pound.
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Q: How can the pocket of your pants be empty, but still have something in it?
A: When the something is a hole.
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Q: What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t actually alive?
A: Your gloves.
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Q: Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?
A: Stop imagining.
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Q: Everyone in the world needs it, but they usually give it without taking it. What is it?
A: Advice.
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Q: What can you hold without touching it at all?
A: A conversation.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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