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Q: Have you wondered what holds the sun up in the sky?
A: That’s what the Sunbeams are for!
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Q: Which country do hamsters come from?
A: They come from Hamsterdam!
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Q: Which is heavier, a full moon or a half-moon?
A: The half-moon is heavier because the full moon has more ‘light’!
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Q: Which town in England makes the most terrible sandwiches?
A: Oldham!
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Q: Why are goldfish an orange- red in color?
A: The water turns them rusty!
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Q: To whom did success come before work?
A: To the dictionary!
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Q: Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls?
A: Because their names weren’t easy to spell!
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Q: What animals are on every legal document?
A: Seals!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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