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Jai Ganesh

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More Rabbit Jokes - 4

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
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Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
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Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny!
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Q: What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?
A: Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
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Q: What's the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor?
A: Rabbit Hood.
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Q: Where do rabbits work?
A: At IHOP restaurants!
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