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#1 2021-03-01 00:40:11

ganesh
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More Polar Bear Jokes - 1

Q: What to polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Ice berg-ers!
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Q: What's a balanced diet for a polar bear?
A: A seal in each paw!
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Q: Why shouldn't you take polar bears to the zoo?
A: Because they'd rather go to the movies.
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Q: What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed its tooth?
A: The dentist.
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Q: What are polar bears called when they get caught in the rain?
A: Drizzly bears.
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Q: Why don't polar bears like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
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Q: What do you call a polar bear on thin ice?
A: An ice breaker.
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