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Jai Ganesh

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More Polar Bear Jokes - 3

Q: What did the polar bear say after a winter of feeding on seals?
A: "I think I'd like a salad!"
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Q: What did the Polar Bear say when it saw a seal on a skateboard?
A: "Meals on Wheels!"
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Q: What do you call a big mean polar bear?
A: Don't call it anything - just RUN!
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Q: What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A: Call it anything you want - it can't hear you.
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Q: Why would polar bears be cheap to keep as pets?
A: They live on ice!
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