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#1 2021-05-17 17:00:03
- Jai Ganesh
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More Landlord Jokes
Questions and Answers
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How did the landlord die?
He Cashed Out.
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How many ants do you need to rent out an apartment?
Tenants.
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Why did the landlord put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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What is a landlord's favorite game to play?
Monopoly.
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What did the apartment say to the landlord?
Please Re-Lease Me.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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