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#1 2021-05-17 17:00:03

ganesh
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More Landlord Jokes

Questions and Answers
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How did the landlord die?
He Cashed Out.
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How many ants do you need to rent out an apartment?
Tenants.
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Why did the landlord put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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What is a landlord's favorite game to play?
Monopoly.
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What did the apartment say to the landlord?
Please Re-Lease Me.
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