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#1 2021-06-02 19:45:39

ganesh
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Vampire Jokes - 2

Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A: To stop his coffin.
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Q: What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel...
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Q: Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
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Q: What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving.
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Q: What happened when the two vampires finally met?
A: It was love at first bite!
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Q: Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A: The Vampire State Building.
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Q: Do vampires bite family?
A: Only if they are blood brothers.
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