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#1 2021-06-17 00:04:15

ganesh
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Ghost Jokes - 2

Q: What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.
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Q: What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A: Dead ends.
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Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A: Mas-scare-a.
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Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office.
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Q: What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.
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Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?
A: Transparents.
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Q: What kind of gum do ghosts chew?
A: Boo Boo Gum.
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