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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Ghost Jokes - 3

Q: What's a ghosts favorite desert?
A: Boo-berry pie.
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Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.
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Q: What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
A: Ghostcards.
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Q: What is a ghost's favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek.
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Q: What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
A: Dead Ends.
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Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.
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Q: Where did the ghost get it's hair done?
A: At the boo-ty shop.
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