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#1 2021-06-21 00:38:45

ganesh
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Ghost Jokes - 4

Q: Why don't ghost have bands?
A: They get booooooooooed.
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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.
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Q: Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A: It raises their spirits.
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Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers.
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Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!
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Q: What kind of shoes does a ghost wear?
A: Boooooooooots.
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