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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Halloween Jokes

Q: When a goblin comes home from work what does he say his wife?
A:"Hey pumpkin!"
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Q: How do monsters tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope.
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Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he is always a goblin.
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Q: What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A: A toasty ghosty.
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Q: What's a monster's favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet.
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Q: How do monsters like their eggs?
A: Terri-fried.
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Q: What did the bird say on Halloween?
A: Trick or tweet!
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Q: What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
A: Lemon-slime...
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Q: Why was the compter scary?
A: It had a terrorbyte.
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