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#1 2021-07-11 00:21:28

ganesh
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Skeleton Jokes - 3

Q: Why did the skeleton give a dog a bone?
A: Because he had spare ribs.
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Q: Why was the boy afraid of a skeleton?
A: Because it had a bone to pick with him.
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Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit !
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Q: What kind of key does a skeleton use?
A: A skeleton key.
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Q: What instrument do skeleton play?
A: Trom-BONE.
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Q: Why did't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
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