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#1 2021-07-13 00:07:21

ganesh
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Skeleton Jokes - 4

Q: What's a skeletons favorite part of the house?
A: The living room.
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Q: Why do skeletons dislike wind?
A: They don't. It goes right through them!
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Q: Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights?
A: He's all bone & no muscle.
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Q: Why can't skeletons pick a fight?
A: They don't have the guts to do it.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.
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Q: Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
A: Because they don't have any body to go out with...
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