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Jai Ganesh

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Mummy Jokes - 1

Mummy Jokes
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Q: What was the mummies' vacation like?
A: Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.
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Q: What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!!!!!
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Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: Because he was all wound up.
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Q: What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A: Ok, that's a wrap.
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Q: Why did the mummy cross the road?
A: To get un wrapped
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Q: What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed?
A: A crummy mummy!
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