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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Miscellaneous Jokes - 2

I entered ten puns in a contest to see which would win.
No pun in ten did.
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Q: How do you measure a snake?
A: In inches—they don’t have feet.
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Q: What does a house wear?
A: Address!
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Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands.
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Q: You heard the rumor going around about butter?
A: Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
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Q: Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’
A: The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’
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The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is…
Wait, where are we again?
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
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Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
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Q: How does NASA organize a party?
A: They planet.
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