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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Miscellaneous Jokes - 11

Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?
A: He always got to the root of every case.
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Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Micro-waves.
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Q: What did one elevator say to the other?
A: I think I’m coming down with something.
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Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race together?
A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
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