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#1 2021-08-09 00:21:48

ganesh
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Miscellaneous Jokes - 12

Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.
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Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
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Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine.
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Q: Why won’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They just don’t have the guts.
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