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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 7
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.
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Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine.
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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh.
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Q: What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
A: They can all do splits.
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Q: What’s a frog’s favorite game?
A: Hopscotch.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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