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#1 2021-09-03 00:12:42

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 13

Q: Why was the turkey arrested?
A: It was suspected of fowl play.
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Q: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
A: Fowl weather.
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Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
A: The letter “g.”
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Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a pine tree with an apple?
A: A pine-apple.
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