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#1 2021-09-09 00:34:44

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 16

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I’m stuck on you.
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Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
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Q: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflower.
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Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you a ton.
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Q: What’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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