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Q: What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

A: Hogs and kisses.

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Q: What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

A: Owl be yours.

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Q: What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

A: Let me count the ways I love you.

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Q: What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?

A: Will you be my Valen-twine?

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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

A: He wanted to go to high school.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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