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#1 2021-09-15 01:42:23

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 19

Q: What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and kisses.
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Q: What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
A: Owl be yours.
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Q: What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?
A: Let me count the ways I love you.
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Q: What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
A: Will you be my Valen-twine?
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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
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