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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 19
Q: What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: Hogs and kisses.
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Q: What did the owl say to his sweetheart?
A: Owl be yours.
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Q: What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?
A: Let me count the ways I love you.
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Q: What did one piece of string say to the other piece of string?
A: Will you be my Valen-twine?
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Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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