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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 26
Q: Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?
A: Because it went back for seconds.
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Q: Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
A: It’s not right.
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Q: Where do kids in New York City learn multiplication?
A: In Times Square.
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Q: Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?
A: Because she had the perfect pitch.
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Q: Why are elephants such bad dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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