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#1 2021-10-09 00:39:43

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 31

Q: Why do eggs hate jokes?
A: Because they crack up.
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Q: What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
A: A shampoodle.
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Q: What did the doctor diagnose the horse with when he wasn’t feeling well?
A: Hay fever.
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Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: Because it’s too far to walk.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
There’s nobel, that’s why I’m knocking.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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