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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Sundry Jokes - 32

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and worries?
A: A nervous wreck.
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Q: What’s the smartest insect around?
A: The spelling bee.
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Q: Why did the cabbage beat the carrot in a race?
A: Because it was a-head.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone please, I’m thinking.
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Q: Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
A: They would quack up!
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