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#1 2021-10-17 00:07:05

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 35

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Three Blind Mice.
* * *
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
* * *
Q: Why did the dog keep tripping?
A: Because she had two left feet.
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Q: What did the duck say to the clown?
A: You quack me up!
* * *
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little more money for this toy please.
* * *
Q: Why is it not a good idea to try to trick a snake?
A: Because you can’t pull his leg.
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