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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 1

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence.
"My father grows beans," said one girl.
"My mother cooks beans," said a boy.
A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
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Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.
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Q: Why couldn't the kid add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: The kid couldn't find the "10" button.
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Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206.
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Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father's check book!"
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