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#1 2021-10-25 00:44:21

ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 2

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
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If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.
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The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.
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Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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