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#1 2021-10-29 00:15:03

ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 4

Q. What is the color of the wind?
A. Blew.
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At the doctor's office, Tom was getting a check up.
"I have good news and bad news," says the doctor.
"The good news is you have 24 hours left to live."
Tom replies, "That's the good news?!"
Then the doctor says, "The bad news is I should have told you that yesterday."
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Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!
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Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.
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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A chalkboard.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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