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#1 2021-10-31 00:12:20

ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 5

Q: What do you call someone without a nose or a body?
A: Nobodynose.
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Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails.
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Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because the cows have horns.
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Q: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?
A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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