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#1 2021-11-02 00:42:52

ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 6

Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A: When he woke up, his pillow was gone.
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Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
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Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.
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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2021-11-02 14:03:29

MukeshDav
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Registered: 2021-11-02
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Re: More Miscellaneous Jokes - 6

Q: Why does 6 fear from 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9  .....(7 ate 9).

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