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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 10

Q: What do you do with a sick boat?
A: Take it to the doc.
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Q: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
A: "It's pasture bedtime."
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Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who drank 8 Cokes?
A: He burped 7Up.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.
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