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- Jai Ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 11
Q: What type of book has only characters and no story?
A: A telephone book.
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Q: What did the magnet say to the other magnet?
A: I find you very attractive!
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Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
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Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"
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Being an astronaut is funny. It's the only job where you get fired before you start work.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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