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#1 2021-11-12 00:10:33

ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 11

Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
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Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants.
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Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.
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Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
A: They always get stuck at "c."
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Q: Why is the letter B very cool?
A: Because it's sitting in the AC.
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