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- Jai Ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 11
Q: Why did the one armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
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Q: Where do eggplants come from?
A: Chicken plants.
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Q: Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
A: Because they were watch dogs.
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Q: Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
A: They always get stuck at "c."
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Q: Why is the letter B very cool?
A: Because it's sitting in the AC.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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