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- Jai Ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 12
Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.
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Q: What does a clam do on its birthday?
A: Shellabrate!
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Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"
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Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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