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#1 2021-11-14 00:06:44

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 12

Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.
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Q: What does a clam do on its birthday?
A: Shellabrate!
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Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"
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Q: Who earns a living by driving his customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

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