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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short funny jokes - 3

What do you call a typo on a tombstone?
A grave mistake.
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“What are you doing in the fridge?”
“The recipe said, rest in the fridge for 1 hour.”
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Insurance clerk: "Where were you born, sir?"
Man: "In the United States."
Insurance clerk: "OK, and which part?"
Man: "My entire body."
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A boy breaks an old vase at a rich uncle‘s house.
The uncle gets extremely angry and yells: “Do you even know how old the vase was? It was from the 17th century!”
The boy sagged in relief: “Oh, good that it wasn’t new.”
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Why is it a bad idea to insult an octopus?
Because it is well armed.
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