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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short funny jokes - 5

Hello doctor, can you look at my laptop?
Why?
It looks like it caught a virus.
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What did one candle say to the other?
A: I'll be going out tonight.
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An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his cell phone.
"Honey," she says in a worried voice, "please be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the highway."
"Oh it's worse than that," he replies, "there are hundreds of them!"
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Two clairvoyants meet. One says to the other: “You are fine, and how am I?
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“What's the name of your new dog?”
“I don’t know. He won’t tell.”
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