Math Is Fun Forum
Discussion about math, puzzles, games and fun. Useful symbols: ÷ × ½ √ ∞ ≠ ≤ ≥ ≈ ⇒ ± ∈ Δ θ ∴ ∑ ∫ π -¹ ² ³ °
You are not logged in.
- Topics: Active | Unanswered
Pages: 1
#1 2021-12-11 00:25:09
- Jai Ganesh
- Administrator
- Registered: 2005-06-28
- Posts: 48,403
More Miscellaneous Jokes - 24
Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!
* * *
Q. What can you give and keep at the same time?
A. A cold!
* * *
Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!
* * *
Q: Why did the runner stop listing to music?
A: Because she broke too many records.
* * *
Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"
* * *
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
Offline
Pages: 1