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Q: How do you count cows?

A: With a cowculator.

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Q: How come oysters never donate to charity?

A: Because they are shellfish.

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Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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Q: Why is the barn so noisy?

A: Because the cows have horns.

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Q: What kind of key opens a banana?

A: A monkey.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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