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#1 2021-12-17 01:01:45

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 30

Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.
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Q: How come oysters never donate to charity?
A: Because they are shellfish.
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Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
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Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because the cows have horns.
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Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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