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- Jai Ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 31
Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the court!"
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens didn't exist yet.
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Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
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Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee?
A: Because the "p" is silent.
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Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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