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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 33

Q: If you were forced to go through one of the following doors, which door do you go through with 100 % certainty you'd stay alive: a door with a man with a gun behind it, a door with a tiger who hasn't eaten in 7 years behind it, or a door with an electrical chair behind it?
A: The one with the tiger behind it, because if it hasn't eaten in 7 years it's dead.
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Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.
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Q: Why did the bunny go to the hospital?
A: For a hoperation.
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It does not matter, it's not going to come.
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Q: What do you call a T-Rex's bruise?
A: A dino-sore.
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