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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 34

Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.
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A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?"
The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?"
The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."
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Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
A: You never see a rabbit wears glasses.
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Q: What do bees comb their hair with?
A: A honey comb!
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Q: Where do sharks go on their holidays?
A: Finland.
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