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#1 2021-12-23 20:35:07

ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 35

Q: What did the chicken say when it got to the library?
A: "Book book book book book book book..."
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Q: Why do gorillas have large nostrils?
A: Because they have fat fingers.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an ant?
A: A giant.
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Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.
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Q: What disease do elderly dinosaurs get?
A: Jurassic Parkinsons.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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