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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 39

Q: What does a cheetah say when someone looks at it?
A: "I've been spotted!"
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Q: Why can't an emu fly?
A: It never books a flight.
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Q: What do you call a sad coffee?
A: Depresso.
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A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food.
The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food.
Finally his food is ready.
The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."
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Q: Why can't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it will crack up.
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