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**ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Q: How do you know a clock is still hungry?

A: It goes back four seconds.

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Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?

A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the butter?

A: I do not think I should tell you because you might spread it around...

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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

A: You can see right through them.

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Q: Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

A: Because she wanted to rock and roll.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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