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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 41

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.
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Q: Why did the painting go to jail?
A: It was framed.
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Student: "Should I get in trouble for something I didn't do?"
Teacher: "No."
Student: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."
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Three elderly men are taking a walk outside their nursing home.
The first one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
The second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
The third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
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If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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