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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 42

Q: Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
A: They taste funny.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Q: Can a match box?
A: No, but a tin can.
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I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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Q: Why did the reporter rush into the ice cream shop?
A: He was looking for a scoop.
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Q: Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
A: NV.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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