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Doctor: "I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol."

Patient: "That's okay. I'll come back when you are sober."

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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.

The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.

The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right.

The statistician yells, "We got 'em!”

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Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

A: He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Some poems rhyme.

Some poems don't.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.

When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, the nurse said, "No change yet."

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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