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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 46

Doctor: "I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol."
Patient: "That's okay. I'll come back when you are sober."
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician yells, "We got 'em!”
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Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
A: He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Some poems rhyme.
Some poems don't.
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, the nurse said, "No change yet."
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